Plan for a flood and there will be a snowstorm…

Posted by PICKLES AND CHEESE on June 3, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I turned 26 in April and took sexy pictures of myself and posted them on facebook(my sister quickly slapped me back into reality when she commented on one in particular where it looked as though i was topless. She simply said “I don’t get this one….” I replied, “I don’t either” and took the picture down. It was a crisis, forgive me world.

Everyone I know is getting married, having babies, buying houses and starting real careers…and here I am… kind of panicking because I can’t even decide what I want for dinner, I drink expired milk sometimes by accident and I wear bathing suit bottoms to avoid doing laundry for one more day. Gross, I know, but i’m not looking for a date.

But…It’s not like I don’t plan on growing up, I’m always making plans. For example, I am always looking for a house to buy on mls, i’ve even gone to open houses (not that I could buy one, I just feel like it’s an adult thing to do, followed with expensive coffee with people I can’t stand and fake laughter) and next year I will only wear “grown up clothes” to remedy the issue of being mistaken for a teenager, and last but not least, I’ve tried on wedding dresses (they looked stupid, but I felt like an actress– “oh my, my mother would love this one.” “I don’t know, this one is a bit long, the last thing I want to do is fall while walking down the isle” (fake laugh)

–So obviously I’m trying to death to catch up to my peers, it’s just not meant to be. To be honest, I’m kinda happy with my one bedroom apartment, my weekend boyfriend (whom is awesome, don’t get me wrong), writing books that will never be published and spending hours of my life watching bad horror movies.

For those people worried that they aren’t where they are “supposed” to be in life I ask, Who’s life are you living? Your own ? Yes? Then you’re right where you need to be.

X Lola J